good as fucking gold
10:04 p.m.
a.maz.ing.
gold coast was fan-fucking-tastic.
just came home and had a sweet as shower after 5 days of being sans soap and shampoo and deodorant and razor.
goddamn i was lax in personal hygiene, and i still managed to have some fun.
it was chillsauce. like we went there with the expectation of maybe surfing and partying. it was basically just cruisy.
lotsa beach chilling and poolside chilling and hottub chilling and partying.
spent a stupid amount of money on this riduculous booze cruise, i'm kinda too embarassed to admit it. to be fair, randal the dude who sold it to us was hot as. we were fucking putty in his hands. it was pathetic. but he was hot.
i also feel like i lost maybe 78% of my vocabulary there. i can talk heaps good now.
irregardless...
friday night reminded me why lynn is my favouritest drinking buddy ever. i'm a random, and she randoms with me. i more or less accomplished my goal in repaying her for all the times she winged for me. best winggirl ever. and it happened so randomly too, in good nikki fashion.
ps, it should be a rule that hot single guys should only have hot guy friends who are also single/more or less available.
friday night would have been confusing for like last semester nikki. but... i was a lot more receptive to the randomness...
i reckon this isnt making much sense.
long story short, lynn and i ended up in mermaid waters and were able to catch the sunset which was absofuckinglutely gorgeous. we also got to smoke some weed, which was hella long since she and i got to do that together. that was another bonus to the randomness that rose and crown bestowed upon us.
this was the first time i actually was on the other side of the tracks, taking one for the team. it wasn't bad though cuz the buddy was hot, he was just taken and had issues. ie he bit lynn's thigh, after which she slapped him. then he resumed to bite my calf. we have gnarly marks left from that.
but it was entertaining as.
i love gold coast boys. heaps heaps heaps better than sydney natives. far less pretty boy, heaps more tattooed. damn. fuck.
disappointingly, many of them are still high-waisters, which really needs to be outlawed. irregardless... at least in the gold coast i don't have to play the 'i'm not sure if i'd hit that' game since dudes are just more hetero. it was refreshing.
so tired.
we also shared a bed, even after the danish chicks with whom we shared a room departed. it was romantic. i like sharing my bed, i'm game for a sleepover any time.
saturday was a little... bit of a bust i guess, with the booze cruise. yes, some free drinks. but, not enough attractive guy to be stuck with for 3 hours straight to make it worth it. on the plus, they were all aussies, so it was like the most aussies i've hung out with since ive been here. but, aussie chicks are so slag. fuck, one of the drinking games was a striptease, but this one chick was not a tease at all. tits galore in less than a minute of sleaze music. aaand, to make matters worse, she hooked up with the gayest looking guy on the whole ship.
beer goggles much?
lynn was a trooper that night, taking another one for the team. she's also mastered the art of exit strategery. something i really need to learn... but i'm such a glutton for randomness that i'll go along with anything until i get kicked out/wake up and do a walk of shame.
hence why i witnessed a bogan couple fight and subsequent post-make up sex smiles.
these people... they found it so novel that we went to uni. that's so rare for us... as is people still living with their olds.
guhh.
i didnt indulge in sextasy though. as much as i am liberal and go-with-the-flow, i really can't mentally afford to fuck around with my serotonin levels. but since they did, it might've been why our legs got bit?
i'm totally mixing up friday events with saturday events.
i will write more when i get my head straight/adequate sleep.
but i reckon this update was good just to let people know i'm still alive :)
ps lish, i got your facebook sushi roll, and it made me smile cuz i've been eating lotsa sush this weekend, and it was like we were on the same wavelength. loves it!
xx
gold coast was fan-fucking-tastic.
just came home and had a sweet as shower after 5 days of being sans soap and shampoo and deodorant and razor.
goddamn i was lax in personal hygiene, and i still managed to have some fun.
it was chillsauce. like we went there with the expectation of maybe surfing and partying. it was basically just cruisy.
lotsa beach chilling and poolside chilling and hottub chilling and partying.
spent a stupid amount of money on this riduculous booze cruise, i'm kinda too embarassed to admit it. to be fair, randal the dude who sold it to us was hot as. we were fucking putty in his hands. it was pathetic. but he was hot.
i also feel like i lost maybe 78% of my vocabulary there. i can talk heaps good now.
irregardless...
friday night reminded me why lynn is my favouritest drinking buddy ever. i'm a random, and she randoms with me. i more or less accomplished my goal in repaying her for all the times she winged for me. best winggirl ever. and it happened so randomly too, in good nikki fashion.
ps, it should be a rule that hot single guys should only have hot guy friends who are also single/more or less available.
friday night would have been confusing for like last semester nikki. but... i was a lot more receptive to the randomness...
i reckon this isnt making much sense.
long story short, lynn and i ended up in mermaid waters and were able to catch the sunset which was absofuckinglutely gorgeous. we also got to smoke some weed, which was hella long since she and i got to do that together. that was another bonus to the randomness that rose and crown bestowed upon us.
this was the first time i actually was on the other side of the tracks, taking one for the team. it wasn't bad though cuz the buddy was hot, he was just taken and had issues. ie he bit lynn's thigh, after which she slapped him. then he resumed to bite my calf. we have gnarly marks left from that.
but it was entertaining as.
i love gold coast boys. heaps heaps heaps better than sydney natives. far less pretty boy, heaps more tattooed. damn. fuck.
disappointingly, many of them are still high-waisters, which really needs to be outlawed. irregardless... at least in the gold coast i don't have to play the 'i'm not sure if i'd hit that' game since dudes are just more hetero. it was refreshing.
so tired.
we also shared a bed, even after the danish chicks with whom we shared a room departed. it was romantic. i like sharing my bed, i'm game for a sleepover any time.
saturday was a little... bit of a bust i guess, with the booze cruise. yes, some free drinks. but, not enough attractive guy to be stuck with for 3 hours straight to make it worth it. on the plus, they were all aussies, so it was like the most aussies i've hung out with since ive been here. but, aussie chicks are so slag. fuck, one of the drinking games was a striptease, but this one chick was not a tease at all. tits galore in less than a minute of sleaze music. aaand, to make matters worse, she hooked up with the gayest looking guy on the whole ship.
beer goggles much?
lynn was a trooper that night, taking another one for the team. she's also mastered the art of exit strategery. something i really need to learn... but i'm such a glutton for randomness that i'll go along with anything until i get kicked out/wake up and do a walk of shame.
hence why i witnessed a bogan couple fight and subsequent post-make up sex smiles.
these people... they found it so novel that we went to uni. that's so rare for us... as is people still living with their olds.
guhh.
i didnt indulge in sextasy though. as much as i am liberal and go-with-the-flow, i really can't mentally afford to fuck around with my serotonin levels. but since they did, it might've been why our legs got bit?
i'm totally mixing up friday events with saturday events.
i will write more when i get my head straight/adequate sleep.
but i reckon this update was good just to let people know i'm still alive :)
ps lish, i got your facebook sushi roll, and it made me smile cuz i've been eating lotsa sush this weekend, and it was like we were on the same wavelength. loves it!
xx
