yyz>>yvr i like to cut it close
6:19 a.m.
for such a seasoned traveller, i still have issues with timing. i guess i really like to push the envelope, see how much i can get away with. for example, how late i can leave my house and not miss my flight. that's where online check-ins come in handy. well, simultaneously handy, and dangerous at the same time, since you think there is so much time left. i'll get to that later.
but here are some revelations and observations i got from flight ws467 yyz to yvr. let's share:
- the only time i elect to drink tomato juice is when i'm flying. and it is my favourite flight drink since it's not caffeinated or carbonated. and the cans are small, so i dont have to pee as much. perfect flight beverage.
whilst watching tv, these are some things i gathered:
- watching tyra, i realized there are a lot of stupid litle girls who believe that getting pregnant will solve all of their problems. i appreciate how much tyra abhors that idea. she is very anti-babies with babies. also, this is why people need to be educated about birth control. and/or abortions. also, i feel this is why there are so many stupid people out there - they, unfortunately, are the only ones that want to breed so enthusiastically, so they pass on their stupid genes to the next generation of proliferators. and this is a testament to the power of soap operas whom i credit with this plot device. "it worked for sami - austin stayed with her. it'll work for me!'
- speaking of soap operas, i got a chance to watch an episode of days of our lives. mega confusion cuz now 2 or 3 actors from passions now frequent/work at brady's pub. it is crazy how incestuous these families are, and how some people are still up to no good. not having watched it for a few years, i feel like nothing and everything has changed. weeeiiirrrd.
- the doctors is a whack tv show. it's like a health talk show for the a.d.d. generation. within one episode, at least 7 topics are covered, with no relation or cohesive theme: blindness, sexual dysfunction, snoring, laughter, c-sections, etc etc... but i dont think i learned a thing about any one of these topics. except for that dr. travis stork is hot. and i think i want to watch in the audience when i go to cali.
- i would make for a bad uneployed person/housewife. daytime tv would ruin me
- the westjet flight attendant is a babe. i wish i didnt look like a total wreck. also i think it is a great marketing strategy for wj; it makes me consider flying them more often
- i should have given myself more time in the morning to get my shit together. but nom was almost late for myflight as a result. another 2 minutes and i would have been done. orange nailpolish was almost my downfall. speaking of, i still need to repair the nails. NEVER apply before leaving! time consuming, and will inevitably get messed up anyway.
... prob more, but i slept a lot of the way. i guess, maybe come earlier too so i can scope out more of my fellow passengers???
yeah.
time to explore!
